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Doggy Dictionary says:
Bath: the process by which the humans drench the floor, walls, and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
Doggy Advice Column says:
Towels are ineffective and hair dryers are inherently evil. Avoid all human means of becoming dry; instead, increase to warp speed, dominating all open floor space and terrorizing every item in your path (include inanimate piles of laundry). Shake, bark, repeat.